I really hate my cable Right Now !!

My crush is going to be interviewed today for a full 30 minutes on mtv, and we don't have that channel. My only hope is that Jeff will not be on the computer so that I can watch online. If he is , maybe I can use Jordan's computer. Ah Ha, thats what I will do. Yes , hopefully I can view it . Then he is going to be on the Jay Leno show tonight.. I can't wait, he is so fricken sexy... Sweet dreams for me tonight...